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A quick joke for the golfers [...].


Byline: Tam Cowan Tam Cowan (born 1969) is a Scottish football journalist, radio and television presenter who was educated at Braidhurst High School in Motherwell. He has a twice weekly article in the Daily Record newspaper and is presenter of Scottish football comedy TV show Offside.  

A quick joke for the golfers out there. After 18 holes at his local course, a man got on a bus with both of his front pockets stuffed full of golf balls and sat down next to a lovely big blonde. For the next 10 minutes she kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

After being stared at for ages, he explained: "It's golf balls."

"Oh, right," said the blonde. After another few minutes she turned to him and said: "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow tennis elbow - overuse strain injury ?"
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Aug 15, 2009
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