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A package of not so fond memories!


Byline: Denis Kilcommons

BRITONS are flying to more exotic holiday destinations each year; but they stay inside their hotel complex once they get there.

We have lost the taste for exploring, says a survey from Halifax Travel Insurance. Brits spend on average less than seven hours in total outside their holiday destination and 42% never speak to any local people while they are there.

This could be because one third of all holidays booked are all-inclusive packages.

Paul Birkhead at the Halifax said: "Our research strongly suggests that the idea of a holiday, to most people, is a room, a pool and somewhere to eat.

"Package holidays such as the all-inclusives, allow Brits to arrive and stay put for the duration and it certainly makes financial sense to make the most of the facilities, as this is what you are paying for."

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n.
Variant of missis.


missus or missis
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, but when Maria and I last went on a package holiday it was a real adventure.

Those were the days.

Mind you, it was 40 years ago and we stayed at the Hotel Los Pinos Los Pinos is Mexico's official presidential residence, the home – for a six-year period – of the President of Mexico. Located inside the Bosque de Chapultepec (Chapultepec Park) in central Mexico City, it has been in use since 1934 when Gen.  in Benidorm, an establishment long closed but then of dubious distinction.

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 the name of where we were staying he fell about laughing.

We were flooded out during a storm, half the guests went down with dysentery dysentery (dĭs`əntĕr'ē), inflammation of the intestine characterized by the frequent passage of feces, usually with blood and mucus. , the bed sheets were so glazed with unrinsed soap you risked slipping straight out again if you got in too quickly, the food was rank, the woman in the next room complained of death watch beetle The death watch beetle (Xestobium rufovillosum) is a woodboring beetle, namely a beetle whose larvae are xylophagous. The adult is approximately 7 mm long. The larva can be up to 11 mm long.  and Brummie Bill wouldn't stop singing Delilah.

Memories are made of this.

A few years later I read without surprise that a dead body had been found in the hotel pool. It had been there three days before anyone noticed.

Those were the days when a package holiday threw up challenges. You were not cosseted by travel guides and hoteliers eager to impress. It was a survival course.

Mind you, on the positive side, American fast food companies had yet to establish their franchises, so eating out was pleasant.

We haven't been on a package holiday since.

Maybe it's time we tried again?

WHERE do wasps come from?

Stingapore.

(Boom, boom).
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Publication:Huddersfield Daily Examiner (Huddersfield, England)
Date:Apr 14, 2008
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