A few little known chuck norris facts ...--Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. --Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC NBC in full National Broadcasting Co. Major U.S. commercial broadcasting company. It was formed in 1926 by RCA Corp., General Electric Co. (GE), and Westinghouse and was the first U.S. company to operate a broadcast network. , claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. --The chief export of Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger and his iconically tough image. is pain. --If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. --Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. --In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Rook rook, term used for a common Eurasian bird (genus Corvus) of the family Corvidae (Crow family), smaller than the American crow. The jackdaw is a European species of the genus. Rooks nest in large colonies, whence the term rookery. Of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. --When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched crouch v. crouched, crouch·ing, crouch·es v.intr. 1. a. To stoop, especially with the knees bent: crouched over the grate, searching for his keys. and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. --Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Cede 45-11.... a suicide. --Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based en a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate karate: see martial arts. karate Martial art in which an attacker is disabled by crippling kicks and punches. Emphasis is on concentration of as much of the body's power as possible at the point and instant of impact. . --The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. --Chuck Norris is suing myspace for taking he name of what he Calls everything |
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