A SIDEWAYS GLANCE : OUR GUESS IS, YOU CAN'T DO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS `EXPERT'.Byline: Tom Hoffarth With all the preposterous predictions that can be made about the world of sports in 1999, at least go to the source: Mystic Meg Mystic Meg (born Margaret Anne Lake on July 27 1942 in Accrington, Lancashire)[1] is a British astrologer and psychic who has regular astrology columns in the News of the World and The Sun. , the seer for the supermarket tabloid Supermarket tabloids are national weekly magazines printed on newsprint in tabloid format, specializing in celebrity news, gossip, astrology, and bizarre (some would say apocryphal) stories about ordinary people. The Globe. We don't know Don't know (DK, DKed) "Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party. her accuracy rating, but based on some of the actual things she wrote in the Dec. 29 issue, we're not about to call her the Gary Anderson of Visionaries. For example: Frank Gifford is delighted when he awakens to newspaper headlines declaring ``ABC ABC in full American Broadcasting Co. Major U.S. television network. It began when the expanding national radio network NBC split into the separate Red and Blue networks in 1928. Wants Gifford for Monday Night Football “MNF” redirects here. For other uses, see MNF (disambiguation). Monday Night Football (MNF) is a live television broadcast of the National Football League. .'' But he's shocked to read that the Gifford they want to do play-by-play is wife Kathie Lee, not him! Road-rage bully Mike Tyson finally meets his match. After a fender-bender in Beverly Hills, he storms out of his car to tear the other driver limb from limb. But he relaxes when he realizes he rammed Zsa Zsa Gabor's new car. Mike sticks out his hand to greet her, but the Mad Hungarian fractures his skull with her heavy purse. Baseball heroes Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa are cast in a major motion picture to play two convicts known only by the numbers 70 and 66. While chained together at the ankle, they escape and return to their tiny hometown to prove their innocence. The movie thriller is named ``Home Run.'' ``Tonight Show'' legend Johnny Carson faints in the Royal Box at Wimbledon during a heat wave and is revived by mouth-to-mouth resuscitation mouth-to-mouth resuscitation n. A technique used to resuscitate a person who has stopped breathing, in which the rescuer presses his or her mouth against that of the victim and, allowing for passive exhalation, forces air into the lungs every few , by lesbian tennis veteran Martina Navratilova, who was a guest in the next row. CAPTION(S): Photo PHOTO Frank Gifford |
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