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Byline: Des Clarke This article is about the Scottish comedian and TV presenter. For the Irish author and professor, see Desmond Clarke.
. For the popular TV character see Des Clarke (Neighbours).
 

A BRAZILIAN TV presenter is supposed to have ordered executions to boost ratings. If he's looking for a new job, I've got the perfect gig for him - Big Brother host.

A MAN has been banned from getting naked on the Trafalgar Square Trafalgar Square, in Westminster, London, England, named for Lord Nelson's victory at the battle of Trafalgar. The statue surmounting the Nelson memorial column (185 ft/56 m high) was sculpted (1840–43) by E. H. Baily.  plinth. That's a bit rich. That guy Nelson's been showing his column there for years.

BOSSES in England are worried about staff taking sick days during the World Cup. That won't be be a problem up here. We've had our World Cup sick day - Wednesday evening. I haven't been tortured like that by Norway since that wee guy with the fiddle won Eurovision in May.
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Aug 15, 2009
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