3am: Quantum of Soloasis; NOEL GETS A DOG LICENCE TO KILL..Byline: Clemmie Moodie & Danielle Lawler WE never had Noel Gallagher down as a Bond figure, but he scared the Living Daylights out of a gang of wannabe dognappers. The Oasis star stepped in when he saw the lads, who wore hoodies, trying to steal a black labrador belonging to a former Bond Girl. Noel gave them a right ear-bashing and threatened to take them all on - leaving them shaken and stirred. Give the man a Dog Licence A dog licence (or dog license) is required in some jurisdictions to be the keeper of a dog. Usually a dog-licence identifying number is issued to the owner, along with a dog tag bearing the identifier and a contact number for the registering organization. to Kill! Noel, 41, was near his pounds 2.5million mansion in central London The term Central London refers to the districts of London which are considered closest to the centre. There is no such conventional definition, nor any official one, for the entire area that can be called "central London". when he saw the youths trying to nab a dog tied up outside a supermarket. Having seen the pedigree pooch going walkies with owner Caroline Munro, 58 - buxom star of The Spy Who Loved Me - he barked at the thieves. The gang fled instantly, with their tails between their legs. A neighbour tells us: "Noel was so brave - the blokes could have been carrying knives but he just didn't care. "He's a tough bloke and he doesn't like people taking what isn't theirs. "So he tackled them and they quickly did one." The lucky lab was then reunited with Caroline - who played ill-fated helicopter pilot Naomi in the 1977 Bond movie. She showered Noel with thanks after the incident, earlier this month. We hear: "The dog is the cutest little thing and wears a red neckerchief. "Caroline takes him everywhere - even to the pub. "So she was ever so grateful for what Noel did. She'd have been devastated dev·as·tate tr.v. dev·as·tat·ed, dev·as·tat·ing, dev·as·tates 1. To lay waste; destroy. 2. To overwhelm; confound; stun: was devastated by the rude remark. to lose him." It is not the first time that Bond-fan Noel has tried to muscle in on the fictional spy's patch. At the Electric Proms in London's Camden, Noel told Daniel Craig: "Get me the next James Bond theme tune, instead of dopey Americans." He could do a new version of Wonderwall... Thunderwall, anyone? DOUBLE OASIS The Man with The Golden Retriever retriever: see sporting dog. retriever Any of several dog breeds, bred to retrieve game, that have a thick, water-resistant coat, keen sense of smell, and “soft” mouth that does not damage game. Retrievers are 22–24 in. On Her Manchester's Secret Service Thunderwall Dr No-el Shakermaker Not Stirred CAPTION(S): DR NO-EL Oasis star Noel as 007 |
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