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3am: Paris has a brawl; Blood flows after Madge song row.


Byline: Clemmie Moodie & Danielle Lawler

WHEN push comes to shove, hotel heirhead Paris Hilton Editing of this page by unregistered or newly registered users is currently disabled due to vandalism.  is a bit of a lightweight.

Poor Paris was sent reeling after a gentle nudge from a burly bur·ly  
adj. bur·li·er, bur·li·est
Heavy, strong, and muscular; husky. See Synonyms at muscular.



[Middle English burlich, from Old English *borlic, excellent; see
 6ft 5in bodyguard - sparking a mass brawl which saw her dress splattered splat·ter  
v. splat·tered, splat·ter·ing, splat·ters

v.tr.
To spatter (something), especially to soil with splashes of liquid.

v.intr.
 with the blood of her brave boyfriend.

Paris had no idea what was in store when she bounded over to the DJ booth in a Miami bar and innocently requested Madonna's Like A Virgin.

Duly unimpressed with her choice of track, DJ Massive's huge bodyguard gave Paris a gentle nudge... and over and over and over she went.

New boyfriend Doug Reinhart immediately sprang to her rescue - and that's when the blood began to flow.

Our mole tells us: "It was a crazy five minutes. Doug and Paris were having a great time, flirting and giggling at the bar of the Fontainbleau Hotel when Paris decided to make a request.

"After dashing over to the DJ a little over-enthusiastically and asking for Madonna, chaos erupted. The appalled bouncer gave her a shove, and she went flying.

Doug legged it over and pushed the guy back and things turned nasty. Doug was left nursing a split lip, with blood all down his shirt and over Paris's dress. Clubbers piled in and the police were called but no arrests were made. Paris was left shaken but joked it's the last time she'll request Madonna."

But one good thing has come out of the scrap - Paris reckons Doug is definitely the man for her. Our source adds: "She was blown away by how brave and chivalrous chiv·al·rous  
adj.
1. Having the qualities of gallantry and honor attributed to an ideal knight.

2. Of or relating to chivalry.

3. Characterized by consideration and courtesy, especially toward women.
 he was.

"Paris is joking he'd make ideal father material and is tempted to employ him as a full-time bodyguard. She couldn't stop kissing him and calling him her alpha male."

We bet he didn't put up much of a fight when they got back to their hotel room...

TALE OF THE TAPE

Hitwoman Hilton v Bodyguard

Height: 5ft 5in

Weight: 7st 7lbs

Bicep: 8 inches

Form: Bitch fights with Lilo 1. (operating system) lilo - Linux Loader.
2. lilo - first-in first-out.
. Hair pulling

Height: 6ft 5in

Weight: 18st 4lbs

Bicep: 21 inches

Form: American football champ, semi-pro boxer, breaks up three fights a week
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Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Mar 30, 2009
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