3am: Hoover's that girl? MADGE'S YOUTUBE VACUUM STUNT.Byline: Clemmie Moodie & Danielle Lawler MADONNA is on a mission to clean up in thecharts by getting down and dirty with a -wait for it - Henry Hoover. In her most hilarious video yet, the Queen of Pop sends herself up by cavorting with one of the pounds 97 orange vacuums with the cute smiley face. The vid is for her single 4 Minutes To Save The World - featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland - which looks set to sweep to the No.1 spot tomorrow. And the 49-year-old Material Girl has posted her strange new hobby on YouTube. Dressed provocatively in a low-cut black minidress, stockings and killer heels, she uses her foot to flick the switch on Henry... and away she goes. BTW "By the way." See digispeak. (chat) BTW - By the way. , Madge, if you have a spare 10 minutes, our flats could do with a once-over... Although it all looks very light-hearted, Madonna's vacuuming antics are anything but vacuous. It's the no-nonsense singer's clever riposte ri·poste n. 1. Sports A quick thrust given after parrying an opponent's lunge in fencing. 2. A retaliatory action, maneuver, or retort. intr.v. to Hanna Montana star Miley Syrus and her best pal Best Pal (born February 12, 1988 in Ramona, California - died November 24, 1998 in Ramona, California) was a champion racehorse, who to this day holds the record for purses of any California-bred racehorse, earning his owners, the Golden Eagle Farm, US$5. Mandy Jiroux, after they posted a spoof version of 4 Minutes on YouTube. Pausing her cleaning duties, Madge says sarcastically: "You people who are making videos of my single 4 Minutes, keep up the good work. Nice job. Nice run." Then she fixes the camera with a glare and adds: "You need to clean up after yourself. Because cleanliness is next to godliness god·ly adj. god·li·er, god·li·est 1. Having great reverence for God; pious. 2. Divine. god . Now get out of here. I got work to do..." She then flicks her Henry back on and does a quick turn about the room before sweeping a cream chaise longue. That certainly puts cheeky young Miley in her place. Quite why the 15-year-old - who is America's richest teen after raking in pounds 9million last year - thought she could get away with mocking Madonna's danceoff with Justin is anyone's guess. But we doubt she'll do it again. At least the whole episode proves that Madonna hasn't lost her sense of humour Noun 1. sense of humour - the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor" sense of humor, humor, humour in the run-up to her 50th birthday in August. We recently revealed how she has been settling into middle age by challenging hubby Guy Ritchie to Scrabble matches. The mother-of-three has been organising romantic, er, games nights at home with film director Guy, in the hope that exchanging three little words over the Scrabble board will spice up their love-life. We just pray the Henry Hoover isn't intended to do the same... CAPTION(S): SPOTLESS Madge leaves home with a sore neck yesterday - was it all that vacuuming? |
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