3am: Chris's no Coldplayer.

Byline: JESSICA CALLAN, EVA SIMPSON AND CAROLINE HEDLEY

CHRIS Martin has confessed to being a late starter who was clueless about sex.

The Fix You singer - who lost his virginity at 22 - confessed: "I wish somebody would have come to me when I was 14 and explained how to give an orgasm." Meanwhile the 28-year-old revealed he was bullied at school. "Well, I used to walk funny and, to be quite honest, I was a bit of a knobhead - I wouldn't have liked me either."

Aw, don't be so hard on yourself.