21st century gay icons: three out experts speculate about which new stars are ready to fill the shoes of Hollywood's legends and the walls of adoring gay fans. (The Hollywood Issue).
JOAN CRAWFORD
Jenni Olson Julianne
Author, critic, producer Moore
Who else possesses
this kind of
mythical persona anymore?
Winona Ryder could
be a budding Joan clone if
she could get it together.
Anderson Jones Michael Jackson
E! Entertainment
Like Mommie dearest,
Jackson's a control freak
who seems less in touch with
reality than ever--or at least
that's what he wants us to
think. He's a master of his own idealized
image, just like Joan. He seems to have
produced children only to improve his
image, and I bet that there are nights
when those kids don't sleep because Daddy
wants to go shopping at Toys "R" Us.
Frank DeCaro Catherine
The Daily Show Zeta-Jones
She scares the hell out of
me when she yells "Stop!" in
those commercials. I'1 use whatever
cell phone provider she wants. Just
don't hurt me.
EVE ARDEN
Jenni Olson Patricia Clarkson
Author, critic, producer
Until about 15 minutes
ago, she seemed destined
for permanent eccentric
sidekick status (much
like Eve herself). Runners-up:
Brooke Shields
and Tori Spelling--both
terrific comic
actresses when
given the chance.
Anderson Jones Jane Kaczmarek
E! Entertainment
When will someone rescue her from
the certainly lucrative but
not-quite-as-high-profile
life on Malcolm
in the Middle--where she
nails every comic bit with
a ferociousness no one
else on TV can
match--and put her
in a movie beside
Julia, Cameron, or
whomever?
Frank DeCaro Janeane
The Daily Show Garofalo
Nobody makes a better
self-effacing sidekick
than our plain Janeane.
When we're both in our
60s, I'm hoping we'll a
do a remake of The
Mothers-in-Law
together.
ROCK HUDSON
Jenni Olson Mark
Author, critic, producer Wahlberg
He's got the major
sexy bed under the
simple butch-guy facade,
Honorable mention to Vin
Diesel for the naming strategy.
Anderson Jones Brendan Fraser
E! Entertainment
Brendan's a big, hunky
romantic lead with a big
heart and a square jaw
that could crush VW
bugs--he hasn't nailed romantic
comedy just yet, but give him time.
I think, like Hudson, he's underestimated
as vapid and pretty, when there's a lot
going on behind his eyes. But would Rock
ever do a movie opposite another guy
named The Rock? In a heartbeat.
Frank DeCaro Ben Affleck
The Daily Show
Twenty years from
now, J. Lo will write a
tell-all memoir about
the handsome daredevil
and call it
My Husband,
Ben Affleck.
CARY GRANT
Jenni Olson Jude Law
Author, critic, producer
Give him a dye
job, and he takes the
cake--that accent, that
slightly fey British elegance,
and the chin
dimple! Plus they're
both Capricorns.
Anderson Jones Colin Farrell
E! Entertainment
Conventional wisdom
says George Clooney--he
may be doing Cary on
purpose--but I'm going
with Farrell as the prototypical
lovable rogue
who, like Grant, makes
no apologies for his scandalous
reputation or for
the wine, women, and
song that fill his nights.
Frank DeCaro George Clooney
The Daily Show
The guy knows the facts
of life and just gets
sexier with every
passing year. On
a scale of 1 to 10,
he's Ocean's
Eleven.
MARLENE DIETRICH
Jenni Olson Nicole
Author, critic, producer Kidman
She's the young
woman most poised for this
kind of legendary icon status
right now. Next in line to the
throne: Salma Hayek.
Anderson Jones Angelina
E! Entertainment Jolie
Ballsy. Political.
Fearless.
Ambiguous.
Sexy. Outspoken.
She's built
for girls and boys, and
when she wears pants,
she wears pants.
Frank DeCaro John
The Daily Show Cameron
Mitchell
Smoldering. Elusive.
Pansexual. Often blond.
This "blue" angel definitely
knows what the boys in
the back room will have.
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