0=NP(20C+B)/75 is the scientific formula for predicting impending boobflashes!Byline: ANI London, Dec 6 (ANI): With boob flashes and nipplegates becoming an integral and almost daily part of Hollywood, experts have been prompted to create an internationally recognised frontier - the 'boobline'! Scientists along with undies experts and mathematicians Mathematicians by letter: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z See also
And, now The Sun has exclusively revealed the formula to work it out. The equation is O=NP(20C+B)/75. To figure out the naughtiness rating (O), you times the number of nipples exposed, from zero to two or expressed as fractions of nipple nipple - Trackpoint shown (N) with the percentage of exposed frontal surface area (P). The sum in brackets is 20 multiplied by the cup size (C), where A cup is one, B is two, C is three and D or above is five. Add that figure to B, the bust measurement in inches. Then divide your answer by 75. Any score higher than 100 is counted as obscene. According to according to prep. 1. As stated or indicated by; on the authority of: according to historians. 2. In keeping with: according to instructions. 3. mathematician William Hartston William Roland Hartston (born London August 12, 1947) is an English chess player who played competitively from 1962 to 1987 with a highest Elo rating of 2515. However, he failed by the closest possible margin to achieve the results required for the formal award of the title of , who holds an MA in Maths from Cambridge University Cambridge University, at Cambridge, England, one of the oldest English-language universities in the world. Originating in the early 12th cent. (legend places its origin even earlier than that of Oxford Univ. , the equation will save a lot of showbiz blushes on the red carpet. "A girl can use this formula to see whether her outfit is counted as decent," says William, author of Drunken Goldfish and Other Irrelevant Scientific Research. (ANI) Copyright 2008 Asian News International The Asian News International (ANI) agency provides multimedia news to China and 50 bureaus in India. It covers virtually all of South Asia since its foundation and presently claims, on its official website, to be the leading South Asia-wide news agency. (ANI) - All Rights Reserved. Provided by Syndigate.info an Albawaba.com company |
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