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(I wish I was on) the road not taken.


Byline: Bob Welch There are a number of famous people of this name including:
  • Bob Welch (musician)
  • Bob Welch (baseball player)
Also see Robert Welch
 / The Register-Guard

My love for Robert Frost's poetry and my growing impatience with summer road construction just had a head-on wreck.

The results:

Stopping by a Flagger

on a Hot Evening

Whose work this is I think I know

Their digs are air-conditioned though

With ODOT ODOT Oregon Department of Transportation
ODOT Ohio Department Of Transportation
ODOT Oklahoma Department of Transportation
 cams they'll see me here

Fossilized fos·sil·ize  
v. fos·sil·ized, fos·sil·iz·ing, fos·sil·iz·es

v.tr.
1. To convert into a fossil.

2. To make outmoded or inflexible with time; antiquate.

v.intr.
 in these traffic throes throe  
n.
1. A severe pang or spasm of pain, as in childbirth. See Synonyms at pain.

2. throes A condition of agonizing struggle or trouble: a country in the throes of economic collapse.
 

My poor bladder must think it queer

To stop without a bathroom near

Between a Ford and 'Yota Camry

The hottest evening of the year

Such is Oregon, in dusty haze

In this stretch of roadwork road·work  
n.
1. Sports Outdoor long-distance running as a form of physical exercise or conditioning.

2. The activity of taking a band, typically a rock band, on extended tours.

3. Highway construction.
 malaise

From June to August, you will find

Drivers demented demented - Yet another term of disgust used to describe a program. The connotation in this case is that the program works as designed, but the design is bad. Said, for example, of a program that generates large numbers of meaningless error messages, implying that it is on the brink  by bright-coned craze

Ahead, a trucker honks his horn

His patience tried, his nerves all torn

The only other sound's the beep

As reverse-gear rigs seek to warn

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep

The sounds of summer dark and deep

Diverse we are but locked in place

Beemers, bikers and those in Jeeps

And I, the fool, who, years ago

Thought car AC should be "forgoed"

Now drenched in Adj. 1. drenched in - abundantly covered or supplied with; often used in combination; "drenched in moonlight"; "moon-drenched meadows"
drenched

covered - overlaid or spread or topped with or enclosed within something; sometimes used as a combining form;
 sweat to save a dime

While watching bites from big backhoes

But I've more pressing matters, yes

Beyond the running-late duress duress (dy`rĭs, d`–, d  

Beyond an oven that is my cab

My body feels a deeper stress

I drank two pops before I left

And find myself now quite bereft

The truck's gas tank may be on full

But my tank, too, has nudged to "F"

And so do I ponder as I wait

The six-cycle lights - now our fate

We're detoured, funneled, forced to stop

Like maze-crazed mice who're running late

City, county and ODOT crews

Fan out in force as if on cue

They spread asphalt and bury pipes

They widen, seal, resurface re·sur·face  
v. re·sur·faced, re·sur·fac·ing, re·sur·fac·es

v.tr.
To cover with a new surface: resurfacing a road; resurfaced the floor.

v.intr.
, too

They rip up streets and new curbs make

They close down roads while saving lakes

They huddle over blueprints spread

While drivers vent their bellyaches

But I have something else to vent

A deeper woe is my lament

I lust at Buck's by worksite spots

And try to hide my own torment

Crescent, 105; Game Farm, too

Have taken on a war-zone hue

City View, Chambers, Clear Lake Road

Surrendered to the roadwork crews

Frazzled, we flee to Cascades and coast

To avoid being construction toast

Only to find: "Road Work Ahead"

Haunted, yes, by road-sign ghosts

He comes at night, "block-figure man"

A nightmare sign of reprimand REPRIMAND, punishment. The censure which in some cases a public office pronounces against an offender.
     2. This species of punishment is used by legislative bodies to punish their members or others who have been guilty of some impropriety of conduct towards them.
 

Black on orange and holding flag

Bowling-ball head and no left hand

I wake in sweat, he haunts me so

As eery as Willem Dafoe

He stalks me everywhere I drive

This faceless flagger bidding "slow"

The truth is, amid the fret and cuss

Whether we drive car, truck or bus

We still think we can rule the road

But, no, the roads - well, they rule us

More, clearly, the power it rests

Beyond the road - to those in vests

With signs that tell us what to do

And try to quell quell  
tr.v. quelled, quell·ing, quells
1. To put down forcibly; suppress: Police quelled the riot.

2.
 our growing stress.

At last the flagger flips her sign

Free at last, I surge with the line

Then see the results of all this work

A highway coolly realigned

The road is lovely, dark, not deep

But I have promises to keep

And miles to go before I leak

And miles to go before I leak

Bob Welch can be reached at 338-2354 or at bwelch@guardnet.com.
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Date:Jul 17, 2005
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