`Deuce' 2? That's not even fair.Byline: BUZZWORTHY by The Register-Guard What have we, the moviegoing public, done to deserve this? A second "Deuce Bigalow" movie? Heaven help us. But then again, Rob Schneider This article is about the American actor/comedian. For the musicians, see Robert Schneider or Bob Schneider. Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. seems to have one of those - well, for lack of a better word - "careers" that nothing can kill. Not "The Animal." Not "The Hot Chick." Nothing. What can we expect from `Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo gig·o·lo n. pl. gig·o·los 1. A man who has a continuing sexual relationship with and receives financial support from a woman. 2. A man who is hired as an escort or a dancing partner for a woman. ?' How about the bit where Deuce's `client' has an unfortunate birth defect birth defect Genetic or trauma-induced abnormality present at birth. A more restrictive term than congenital disorder, it covers abnormalities that arise during the formation of an embryo's organs and tissues and does not include those caused by diseases (e.g. where her nose should be, the result of being exposed to Chernobyl fallout while still in the womb. Ah, yes. Nothing like mining a nuclear meltdown Noun 1. nuclear meltdown - severe overheating of the core of a nuclear reactor resulting in the core melting and radiation escaping meltdown overheating - excessive heating for laughs. Of course, some folks out there will find AP film critic Christy Lemire's warning - `And though it sounds impossible, it's even cruder and less coherent than the first' - to be a selling point selling point n. An aspect of a product or service that is stressed in advertising or marketing. Noun 1. selling point - a characteristic of something that is up for sale that makes it attractive to potential customers . Never fear, however, because more wholesome entertainment options exist. This weekend up in Junction City Junction City, city (1990 pop. 20,604), seat of Geary co., NE Kans., at the confluence of the Republican and Smoky Hill rivers; inc. 1859. The rail, trade, and processing center of an agricultural and dairy area, it grew as the supply point for nearby Fort Riley, , it's time to celebrate all things Scandinavian at the annual Scandinavian Festival. There will be aebelskivers (those yummy pancake balls) and and speke sild (pickled herring; hey, someone must like it) and any number of yummy treats in between. There also will be music, dancing, storytelling and costumed Vikings. Then, beginning Tuesday, the Lane County Fair The Lane County Fair is an annual celebration held in Eugene, Oregon every August featuring food, music and other entertainment. It is held at the Lane County Fairgrounds. will serve up six days of funnel cakes, cuddly critters, carnival rides, music and some impressive-looking produce. It doesn't get more family, apple pie and America than a county fair. And even in Eugene, that Berkeley of the north, it's still quite true. A day at the fair is a day to eat too much, wander through the animals barns - don't forget to wash your hands! - take in some regional history, stroll through the vendors' booths, enjoy a ride or two (or five or six) and listen to the talents of some fine regional and national musicians. Now that's entertainment. |
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