'Spraychel for President' is Off to a Strong Start as Spraychel Inspires Crowd at the National Spray Convention.Spraychel, the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter This article or section needs sources or references that appear in reliable, third-party publications. Alone, primary sources and sources affiliated with the subject of this article are not sufficient for an accurate encyclopedia article. !(R) Spray, Rallies More Than 100,000 Online Supporters in Her Campaign for President of the Fridge ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, N.J. -- In what's becoming an extremely heated fridge race, the "Spraychel for President" campaign team announced today that Spraychel is making great progress despite the shocking departure of two key supporters. According to according to prep. 1. As stated or indicated by; on the authority of: according to historians. 2. In keeping with: according to instructions. 3. an inside source at Spraychel's camp, the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!(R) Spray is maintaining her lead over nemesis Nemesis (nĕm`ĭsĭs), in Greek religion and mythology, personification of the gods' retribution for violation of sacred law; the avenger. Sometimes she was said to be the goddess of good and ill fortune. Maxwell Butterman, though a source from Butterman's headquarters claims her lead is in danger. Visit Spraychel's campaign headquarters at VoteSpraychel.com to get access to breaking news and cast your vote. In the latest twist to a race that's been dishing plenty of drama two important Spraychel supporters left the campaign under unexplained circumstances. In a sudden move, Howard Bean withdrew his support just before the Spray Party convention. Bean's departure was further worsened when Gus (a.k.a. Asparagus asparagus, perennial garden vegetable (Asparagus officinalis) of the family Liliaceae (lily family), native to the E Mediterranean area and now naturalized over much of the world. ), a once loyal Spraychel aide, fled campaign headquarters abruptly after seeing a mysterious Butterman campaign commercial. According to inside sources, Spraychel and her campaign manager, Mr. More, suspect that greasy, underhanded tactics from Butterman's cronies are behind the Spray Party defections. "Spraychel isn't letting the recent developments get to her," said campaign manager, Mr. More. "She's been on a whistlestop tour across the refrigerator, making appearances on every shelf and spraying countless baby carrots In North America the term baby carrot is commonly applied to either miniature carrots harvested before their roots develop or adult carrots chopped into smaller pieces. 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