'Spraychel for President' Campaign Surges Ahead in Showdown with Greasy Competitor.Spraychel, the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter This article or section needs sources or references that appear in reliable, third-party publications. Alone, primary sources and sources affiliated with the subject of this article are not sufficient for an accurate encyclopedia article. !(R) Spray, Rallies More Than 240,000 Online Supporters in Her Bid for Fridge President ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, N.J. -- Despite the greasy greas·y adj. greas·i·er, greas·i·est 1. Coated or soiled with grease. 2. Containing grease, especially too much grease: a greasy hamburger. 3. , underhanded tactics used by the Butter Party to win over voters, the "Spraychel for President" team announced today that voters' tastes are turning toward Spraychel. A Spraychel campaign insider insists the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!(R) Spray is pulling ahead of nemesis Nemesis (nĕm`ĭsĭs), in Greek religion and mythology, personification of the gods' retribution for violation of sacred law; the avenger. Sometimes she was said to be the goddess of good and ill fortune. Maxwell Butterman, though an anonymous source from Butterman's headquarters warns that they still have some powerful strategies up their sleeves. Visit Spraychel's campaign headquarters at VoteSpraychel.com for breaking news and to cast your vote. In the latest campaign twist, Spraychel's campaign manager, Mr. More, uncovered secrets from the greasy past of Butterman and his campaign manager, Buttricia. For decades the devious de·vi·ous adj. 1. Not straightforward; shifty: a devious character. 2. Departing from the correct or accepted way; erring: achieved success by devious means. duo - who are actually brother and sister - have used well-oiled schemes to manipulate the fridge population in order to get whatever they want - from Butterman's high school class presidency to Buttricia's oily love affair with Dr. Cobb. Now the slippery pair is taking their cunning ways to the next level by plotting to steal the fridge presidency from Spraychel. But instead of wilting wilting dehydration of plants to the point where the leaves lose their turgor and hang limply. Can happen in living plants which later return to normal, or to cut plants before they are fed out. Thought to be a factor in increasing toxicity. under the pressure, Spraychel is more pumped up than ever to win. She enlisted the support of fridge movie star Cobbert Huskenberg, who appeared with her before hundreds of fresh-food fans at the latest Spray Party rally against fridge warming. 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