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'EMPIRE' SUCCUMBS TO INEVITABLE DECLINE.


Byline: David Kronke TV Critic

THERE'S A GREAT communications student's dissertation (or a pop- culture critic's Pulitzer) in considering the de-evolution of the broadcast network miniseries, from ``Roots'' to Robert Halmi Sr.'s sundry latest efforts: how high-minded ideals became low art.

ABC's latest effort, ``Empire,'' will be presented as evidence of the gulf between the disparate producers' goals. For while ``Empire'' opens with laudable aims and strong dramaturgy dram·a·tur·gy  
n.
The art of the theater, especially the writing of plays.



drama·tur
, it ends in turgid turgid /tur·gid/ (ter´jid) swollen and congested.

tur·gid
adj.
Swollen or distended, as from a fluid; bloated; tumid.



turgid

swollen and congested.
 melodrama. (Halmi had no hand in this production, but the final episodes reek of his cheese-fest influence.)

The ``Empire'' in question is that of Rome's, circa 44 B.C. Julius Caesar (Colm Feore) owns the known world, but anarchy is afoot. Feore, coincidentally, stole the show as Cassius in Broadway's spring revival of Shakespeare's ``Julius Caesar'' from his more celebrated co-conspirator Denzel Washington, who played Brutus. Here, Feore tastes the blades, somewhat fortuitously, as he escapes the production's eventual descent into camp.

Instead, the burden of nation-building falls upon Caesar's callow nephew Octavius (Santiago Cabrera, more convincing as a wimp than as a warrior). Caesar, in his dying gasp, bequeaths Octavius' future to the delectably brooding beefcake beef·cake  
n. Informal
1. Images, especially photographs, of minimally attired men with muscular physiques.

2. Attractive men with muscular physiques, such as those in these images.
 gladiator gladiator

(Latin; swordsman)

Professional combatant in ancient Rome who engaged in fights to the death as sport. Gladiators originally performed at Etruscan funerals, the intent being to give the dead man armed attendants in the next world.
 Tyrannus (Jonathan Cake), who's more at home slicing and dicing competitors in the gladiatorial glad·i·a·tor  
n.
1. A person, usually a professional combatant, a captive, or a slave, trained to entertain the public by engaging in mortal combat with another person or a wild animal in the ancient Roman arena.

2.
 ring than coping with women who eye him lasciviously las·civ·i·ous  
adj.
1. Given to or expressing lust; lecherous.

2. Exciting sexual desires; salacious.



[Middle English, from Late Latin lasc
.

When Octavius and Tyrannus are abducted abducted Distal angulation of an extremity away from the midline of the body in a transverse plane and away from a sagittal plane passing through the proximal aspect of the foot or part, or away from some other specified reference point  for a gladiator school, Tyrannus instructs Octavius to keep a low profile, an edict that, of course, he promptly disobeys, forcing copious bloodletting bloodletting, also called bleeding, practice of drawing blood from the body in the treatment of disease. General bloodletting consists of the abstraction of blood by incision into an artery (arteriotomy) or vein (venesection, or phlebotomy). . And though political conspiracies threaten to bury him, Octavius has his allies, particularly vestal virgin Camane (Emily Blunt), whose cooing narration and grrl-power advocacy both contemporizes the story and lays waste to its credibility.

In its first three hours, ``Empire'' is moderately absorbing. The political chicanery is engaging (Michael Maloney has a patrician oiliness as the sinister Cassius, who's only slow on the uptake when it's necessary to help Octavius' survival).

As the series progresses, alas, and its focus comes upon hunky, callow young Octavius, ``Empire'' transmogrifies into ``Rome 90210.'' By the fourth hour, things have devolved into camp depictions of Roman decadence.

There's Fulvia (Fiona Shaw), whose dismissive rebuke of her husband Marc Antony (Vincent Reagan) produces the first laugh of the series - and reminds you how precious little really good character development has gone before.

There's the appearance of what appears to be the Regis Philbin of ancient Rome, as well as the requisite decadent behavior, neatly polished to appease the chaste demands of network television.

By series' end, the filmmakers ape the current religious catch-phrase ``What would Jesus do?'' with their own, admittedly lamer A technophobic person or neophyte to computers and technology, as viewed by the technically competent who have little empathy for the novice. See technophobe.

(jargon) lamer - A hopelessly clueless luser.
, ``What would Caesar do?'' The answer, in either case, would clearly be: Find something else to watch.

David Kronke,(818) 713-3638

david.kronke(at)dailynews.com

EMPIRE - Two and one half stars

What: Six hours on ancient Rome - the fall of Julius Caesar, the long rise of Octavius.

Where: ABC ABC
 in full American Broadcasting Co.

Major U.S. television network. It began when the expanding national radio network NBC split into the separate Red and Blue networks in 1928.
 (Channel 7).

When: 9 tonight; thereafter, 10 p.m. Tuesdays through July 26.

In a nutshell: Good start, lame finish.

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Santiago Cabrera as Octavius and Jonathan Cake as Tyrannus learn the way of the gladiator in ABC's ``Empire.''
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