"Will you, cuddles, renounce Satan and all his works?" (catholic tastes).In a new, bizarre scheme aimed at animal lovers, a Father Andrew Chase of the fictitious "Animals of St. Francis Order" has been hawking his "Pet Baptism Kit God Bless the Animals" on eBay's (www.ebay.com) Auction for America. "This kit includes everything you need to baptize bap·tize v. bap·tized, bap·tiz·ing, bap·tiz·es v.tr. 1. To admit into Christianity by means of baptism. 2. a. To cleanse or purify. b. To initiate. 3. your pet, each hand-packed and blessed by Father Andrew Chase of the Animals of St. Francis Order." It comes with a Certificate of Baptism, the Prayer of St. Francis, and the Blessing of St. Francis--all "suitable for framing"--a blue pet tag engraved en·grave tr.v. en·graved, en·grav·ing, en·graves 1. To carve, cut, or etch into a material: engraved the champion's name on the trophy. 2. with a Holy Cross, Holy Water in a small blue vial, and "simple instructions for a wonderful ceremony that will enrich the lives of both you and your pet." The Gadgets for God Web site (www.ship-of-fools.com) comments: "Well, now you know why they always stare forlornly at you when you're getting ready for church. It's nothing to do with wanting to be fed, they've been agonizing over their lost souls.... Here's your chance to get absolution absolution In Christianity, a pronouncement of forgiveness of sins made to a person who has repented. This rite is based on the forgiveness that Jesus extended to sinners during his ministry. from on high for Nero for biting the postman and Cuddles Cuddles may be:
v. draped, drap·ing, drapes v.tr. 1. To cover, dress, or hang with or as if with cloth in loose folds: draped the coffin with a flag; a robe that draped her figure. ." |
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